A nice surprise
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
is that benedict cumberbatch
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN